So, Namaste England has a story! Though however crappy it is but it has a story. Param (Arjun Kapoor) stalks Jasmeet (Parineeti Chopra) but just on festivals.

It starts with Diwali, goes on to Holi then Baisakhi & in the end he gets a genius idea of getting close to her. “Let’s get someone married.

The guy should be from our group and the girl from Jasmeet’s,” because as per Param a wedding is the perfect occasion to win your love (claps in slow motion).

The wedding arrives and they both get close in a single meeting (not because they both were star-crossed lovers but because script demanded so).

Jasmeet is an ambitious girl who roots for feminism in every single scene, until she gets married to Param.